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Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.15 16:48:00 -
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I mean c'mon. I dont like pirates (no offense you yarr's out there) it's just not my thing. BUT for the love of jebus. when someone does something that upsets you, well that doesn't mean its an exploit! If that were true, the following would be exploits
::Can't dock due to aggression. EXPLOIT
::My corpies are stupid and do high quality missions in lowsec. EXPLOIT
::Getting can flipped. EXPLOIT
::Asteroid is exhausted. EXPLOIT
::I forget to bring enough ammo to a fight. EXPLOIT
::Subspace giving carebears a bad name! EXPLOIT
having said that. I don't really get can flipped. I graduated from n00bcake university a while back.
...I'm sure that's an exploit...
Life is hard for pirates, but apparently they get crafty and figure out ways to pirate. You mine, they mine miners. It's ...whats that thing called??????
GAME MECHANICS.
I think you are fired, sir.
Freighters: Structure Tanking FTW. |
Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.16 15:09:00 -
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I've come to a single ultimate conclusion.
THIS THREAD IS AN EXPLOIT OF THE FORUMS.
CCP plz to ban Subspace for exploitin
Gawd i can't believe I'm about to compare EVE to sims.
K. on the sims, a viable and entertaining career track is to be a criminal.
Same thing on EVE. the purpose of the game is to have fun and make money. How you do this isn't laid out by a finite career path. Such a thing would destroy all that this game stands for, and all that makes this game stand apart from other MMO's
Here's a segment of advice. If you're unhappy with what's happening. go further inland. (in space, so figuratively of course) I mean, you're right next to a freaking lowsec known for pirate activity.
Don't blame the pirates because you are too stubborned to move. It's like a train. How do people get hit by trains? You simply MOVE off of the tracks.
Freighters: Structure Tanking FTW. |
Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.16 15:26:00 -
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 Originally by: bwwaaaa
So say I was a new player looking to get into the wide world of ****ing of Hulks, what ships/fittings/skills would you recommend?
I've already trained to covops, how do bombers do against miners?
I'm not really a pirate but to me it seems like the most effective way is to grab a bunch of throaxes and stick them in an orca. 
Freighters: Structure Tanking FTW. |
Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.21 22:14:00 -
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ohmagod the op has flew his honest post ship to a safe spot - ejected and hopped into a troll-cruiser
this is an exploit of honest forum-goers!!
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What you doing jimmy? you can't bank at that speed
PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON! Thats an order marine!
JIMMY!
JIMMY NO!!!one!!!1!!!!1exclimationmark! |
Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.21 22:22:00 -
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Edited by: Dominik Maiverti on 21/06/2009 22:22:10
i'ma sum this thread up in emo-poetry phorm
crying sweat,
and carebear tears,
mining in my hulk,
I have no fears,
in highsec, safe,
for years and years,
whats that?
it can not be!
raxes' flying jolly-rodgers,
they've come - to pew-pew me!
"concord, whats the distress?"
I've been podded! how can this be?
"game mechanics, sir"
no! an exploit,
it must be
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What you doing jimmy? you can't bank at that speed
PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON! Thats an order marine!
JIMMY!
JIMMY NO!!!one!!!1!!!!1exclimationmark! |
Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.22 12:22:00 -
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Originally by: Unfamed II
This thread is proof that game mechanics are indeed working better than intended. 
Amen friend.
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What you doing jimmy? you can't bank at that speed
PUT YOUR MASK BACK ON! Thats an order marine!
JIMMY!
JIMMY NO!!!one!!!1!!!!1exclimationmark! |
Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.22 16:48:00 -
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I assume when they are in they're hulkies and open up a command prompt they get this:
input command -use brains
-command not found
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Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos
World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.22 20:03:00 -
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Originally by: Awesome Possum
I ganked a hulk
And I likeded it
The taste of her salty tears
I ganked a hulk
Just to try it
Hope my boyfriend... don't... wait, what?
man if you could have thrown awkwardness to the wind and ran with that we could have started an eve band about hulk-angst. |
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